Jan. 6th, 2008

Cloud

120 Stars To Foliage

So I got Mario Galaxy for Christmas and beat it earlier this week, which is for me an incredible feet because anyone looking at the number of games I completed last year will tell you I down right suck!

When I was first playing the game however, I was adamant I wanted to 100% this thing by getting all 120 stars. The game is a fucking blast. It's sense of gravity, the beautiful, bright levels, the ingenious level design, the bite sized experiences. I loved it all.

So why have I stopped?

The simple answer to that question is purple coins. After you complete the game at 61 stars you have another good 59 stars to collect. I complete the game in like a week and a half, so why the hell not get another games worth of experience?

The fact is the way the game doubles the experience for those extra stars is just to make you repeat levels. Some of that’s fine, and embraces the level design. I'm down with that. But the levels that make jump through absurd hoops of difficulty, like making Mario back flip onto a ledge the game was clearly never designed to let you do to pick up one fucking purple coin out of one hundred you have to collect is just retarded.

And that right there, is where the fun stopped.

You can think I'm a pussy all you want. Haha, Josh can't play games.

I have an incredibly depressingly limited amount of time to devote to games and I am not going to spend hours attempting to get one star.

I'm leaving Mario Galaxy on a high note before these stupid, repetitive tasks infuriate me to the point where I no longer like the game. It was an amazing week and a half experience. I feel I got my moneys worth of enjoyment (hell, I didn't even pay for it) and I'm content. The remaining stars can go screw themselves.

I whole-heartedly recommend the game to absolutely everyone. But for God’s sake, stop playing when the credit’s role.

Time to go back to Phantom Hourglass. ^_^

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Dec. 28th, 2007

Prinny

Check out my new headset!

After the Logitech one I got for Christmas turned out to work about as well as the National Health Service, I returned it to Argos for with a full refund. The great thing about stupidly early January sales is the people behind the counter are far too busy to argue with you. I then picked up this beauty at a local computer shop. It was actual cheaper (and better) than the Logitech one, so yey me! 5.1 surround headphones rock by the way.

Dec. 26th, 2007

arty_joshie

The what I got post

So Christmas is a time of giving and spending with your friends, family and loved ones, but for said giving to happen, someone has to recieve?! Crazy idea, I know... So this post is here to announce to the world all the shiny borbals and bobs I was given this year.

- Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)
- Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (DS) (from Alex ^_^)
- The Simpsons Movie (DVD)
- CSI: Season Six (DVD)
- CSI: Grave Danger (DVD)
- Heroes: Season One (DVD)
- Futurama: Season One (DVD)
- Sonic 2, 3 and Toe Jam & Earl (Wii Virtual Console) (from Biccy ^_^)
- HomePlug Ethernet Turbo Twin Pack (these cool plug things that run the internet through the electrical wires in the wall - I ant using some shitty wireless adaptor when I get a 360)
- Logitech premium sterio headset (with super extra bonus feature: broken mic - Argos will be slapped round the face ASAP)
- Advent Children Play Arts: Vincent and Tifa
- Final Fantasy XII Play Arts: Vaan

I also got some sexy new video game shirts and some chocolates. Yums.

Now if only I wasn't on my death bed, I could enjoy some of this stuff. Being ill over christmas kinda sucks balls. >.>;
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Dec. 21st, 2007

Hug

Happy Holidays!

Dec. 16th, 2007

Prinny

Christmas is a comming!

The holiday season is in full swing (break up from University on Wednesday), so I thought it was about time we decorated Fantasy World. Trying to pick a colour scheme was actually rather difficult if you try to consider what Christmas colours there are. It was originally going to be a snow, blue and white theme, but that was so incredibly similar to the blue/grey one the site normally sports it seemed kind of pointless.

The only other Christmas colours are really green and red. Red being out of the question (its one of those colours that just doesn’t work on a monitor screen), we had to go with green.

I didn't actually realise this till half way through, but you could easily cross out "Christmas theme" and replace it with "FF7 Citadel theme" and it would still work (although oddly enough, we made this homerage to them at a time the site isn't wearing its traditional colours).

Logo artwork is by Sputin. Special thanks to Alex for helping me tweak it.

So what do you think?

In other news, the Christmas podcast we were going to record today was re-scheduled. The special guests laptop broke rather unfortunately the night before, and earlier tonight E told me he wasn't feeling that great and wanted to go to bed early. We're going to retry on Saturday 22nd, meaning the episode should be up next Sunday.

Dec. 15th, 2007

Hug

Down boy

I've been pretty down health wise over the last week. Blocked nose, sneezing, my signature forty-year compulsive smoker cough at full throttle and now and then a pounding head ache. The last couple of days I've also found myself laying down for a couple of minutes after getting home and ending up falling asleep. I'm putting most of this stuff down to the general crap weather we've been having this month, along with the foreboding deadlines I've had for university work.

Assignments for three of my modules were due in this week; a simple java programme, a load of UML diagrams and tables for Requirements Analysis and a seventy page group portfolio for Professional Practice (yeah, that was fun!). Some of the work came right down to the wire, but then again, it looks like a lot of people have been in procrastination nation. One night myself, Alex, E and Mort were on MSN all working on essays. Gotta love the Christmas holiday rush.

Now that’s all done, it's time to relax and get much better. I'm kinda hoping I can lose as much of the cough as possible by the podcast recording on Sunday, or there could be a lot of editing to do. Talking of which, interested in winning a free virtual console game for Christmas? Check out the show when it goes up on Monday to find out how. And don't worry, its really easy. Nothing like that Piano Squall contest we ran that nearly no one got.

I'm looking forward to a relaxing Christmas break. Catch up on some games, socialise. Should be fun! After christmas I have another four assignments and an exam to do, so I need to enjoy it while I can.

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Dec. 28th, 2006

arty_joshie

Christmas round up.

So, my rather over due Christmas post.

Overall, Christmas this year was very good. While we usual receive a early morning visit from Gran on my mum's side (for much gift giving), this year Gran from my dad's side came over to have Christmas dinner, which was nice. This is the Gran who divorced from my only alive Grand Father. Long-term readers of my eljay might remember him from when he was critically ill in hospital, but I refused to visit him. Anyway, he's much better now apparently, but he still isn't the man I remember from when I was young.

After dinner everyone sat down to watch the Doctor Who Christmas Special, which I actually thought was their best episode yet (of the new series). Frankly, I'm glad they got rid of rose. >.>

Anyway, here's a run down of what I received from family and friends:
- Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii).
- Red Steal (Wii).
- Wii Play + Extra Wiimote.
- Simpsons Season Eight DVD.
- Futurama Season Two DVD.
- Ricky Gervais Live: Animals VHS.
- Totally awesome FFXI Chocobo Plushie.
- £5 GAME Gift Card.
- £10 in real money.
- Some T-shirts.
- Mmmmmmmmmm, chocolate.

Pictures bellow are of my FFXI Chocobo Plushie and Hamish.


Dec. 25th, 2006

Appa

Christmas!

Merry Christmas!
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Dec. 24th, 2006

Hug

2006 Links

It's nearly christmas peoples!
Woots!

Anyway, I'm in a much better mood than my last post, so lets start a meme thing!

Go through your eljay archive and post a link to one post from each month of this year. It has to be the one you think generaly sums up that month for you.
January: http://cloudandtidus.livejournal.com/61360.html
February: http://cloudandtidus.livejournal.com/64151.html
March: http://cloudandtidus.livejournal.com/66267.html
April: http://cloudandtidus.livejournal.com/68524.html
May: http://cloudandtidus.livejournal.com/75442.html
June: http://cloudandtidus.livejournal.com/79088.html
July: http://cloudandtidus.livejournal.com/85649.html
August: http://cloudandtidus.livejournal.com/89088.html
September: http://cloudandtidus.livejournal.com/92425.html
October: http://cloudandtidus.livejournal.com/100336.html
November: http://cloudandtidus.livejournal.com/107931.html
December: http://cloudandtidus.livejournal.com/116734.html
arty_joshie

This post contains a rant

CloudANDTidus says:
Bleh... I still can't believe Nut and Biccy stiffed us >.>
Sputin says:
Assholes, both of 'em
CloudANDTidus says:
asswholes. >.<
CloudANDTidus says:
whoa, we did the mind thing!
Sputin says:
Again!
Sputin says:
Somethings been really wrong with 'Nut lately
Sputin says:
I mean, aside from the blocking me he actually hung up on me yesterday.
CloudANDTidus says:
lol
CloudANDTidus says:
after how long?
Sputin says:
Not sure.
Sputin says:
But for the last ten minutes he just kept saying "Hello? Hellooo?"
Sputin says:
And I know he could still hear me.
Sputin says:
He was just pissing about
Sputin says:
Then he hung up
CloudANDTidus says:
lol
CloudANDTidus says:
I know hes in a mood about christmas but still >.>
CloudANDTidus says:
He is working hard to piss of his friends
Sputin says:
{nodsnods}
CloudANDTidus says:
Friends who are getting him things for christmas while hes doing shit all


I mean, it didn't have to be much. Seriously, the most smallest of effort. It is the damn thought that counts. And the fact they didn't even do that just pisses me of so much.

I have a right mind to cancel the T-shirt I ordered him, but I'm not like that.

Bleh... I don't want to feel like this Christmas Eve. Hope you guys are happy.

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Dec. 22nd, 2006

arty_joshie

Christmas story

One Must Always Believe.
A one shot by J.L.Marketis.
Dedicated to Breeze.


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house…
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Or so it should have been, Mr Smith thought, after hearing a very loud bump in the night. Sitting up in his bed Smith gazed through the dark, his room barely lit by a crack in the curtain. Outside the snow was floating elegantly towards the ground like flower petals from a child’s hand. Surely he was just imagining it. Some childish fantasy revived long after it should have died.

Thud.

He was wide-awake now, and that was not imagined. Someone was downstairs. Climbing to his feet Smith stumbled and tumbled about in the black, until his hands finally gripped the cold hard metal of his shooting tool. Of all the days to be robbed. Christmas Eve? There was no justice in this world.

Leaving his beautiful wife asleep in the cosy bed, Mr Smith, a successful and wealthy businessman, snuck down the long hall towards the top of the stairs. A floorboard creaked under his weight but there was no stopping him now. He was going to protect his property and show this thief a thing or two about Christmas spirit.

Stepping down the stairs slowly Smith entered into the bright moonlight as it shinned through his stain glass window. A masterpiece if he didn’t say so himself. He took a moment to look at the portrait of Jesus in coloured glass before continuing on, under the hanging decorations and towards the living room.

The shifting of large objects and two feet were louder as Smith moved behind the door. Peaking a large white eyeball through the gap between wall and door, Smith made out the intruder near his Christmas tree. He was going for the goods. Standing in the moonlight the guy looked rather fat. There was no way he was escaping.

Jumping out from his hiding spot Smith called out. The intruder turned round and freaked at the sight of the branded weapon and the next few instances were a blur. As far as Smith could recall the fat man had tried to attack. He had certainly made a good run towards Mr Smith who stood in the doorway next to the fireplace.

The result of it all was self-defence. Smith had released two shells, both of which had impacted the fat man directly in the forehead. Clambering in the darkness Smith went for the light switch, which revealed a pool of blood around the man, who had taken the ‘original’ steps to dress in a Santa outfit.

Pathetic Smith sneered.

It was a few minutes after the gunshots, while the businessman was still deliberating quite how to explain this to the police when he realised just how cold the room had become. The bright yellow glow from the chandelier had turned into a rather mellow blue as the temperature plummeted way into negative figures.

And… was that ice forming on the roof? It was. Smith gassed wide-eyed as giant icicles dropped and froze in position above his living room. But that wasn’t all. His prize Christmas tree was rotting away before his very eyes and the carpet was being covered in millions of cockroaches. Smith stamped on them forcefully, causing a rather satisfying crunch which only resulted in a thousand more crawling out from beneath his feet.

Smith was very aware of the looming figure behind him as the wallpaper began to sag and fall away from the walls. Mist ploomed out of his mouth as the wealthy businessman breathed heavily in the ice-cold temperature.

Mr Smith was frozen on the spot as the figure stepped inside the room and walked towards the dead fat man. His body was covered in a thick moth eaten black cloak and he carried a rather menacing Scythe.

“You did this?” A deep voice emitted from the figure as he looked down upon the fat man.

Smith tried to reply. He wanted to. He wanted to explain himself. Why he had taken away the life of another human being. And he had a very good damn excuse lined up as well. But he couldn’t. His mouth was metaphorically, as well as literally frozen closed.

The dark figure sighed deeply.

“Children will awake tomorrow, only to have their childhoods ripped from their soles. Because tomorrow, the spirit of Christmas ends. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. Mr Smith, you did not just throw away your own belief, but you took away everyone else’s.”

The cloaked figure turned into the moonlight to face Smith. As their eyes met the businessman saw something he could never explain to anyone. He saw and he felt the pain of those kids all at once. Millions upon millions of broken dreams all inside an instance.

“The human race has today doomed itself to unimaginable misery. All because you couldn’t believe.”

Smith watched open mouth as the fat mans body and the cloaked figure vanished before him in a second. One blink, and they were gone. Looking around, his beautiful living room felt warm again as the clock on the mantelpiece chimed midnight.

Maybe it was all a dream, he thought, as he walked back to bed. Belief in Christmas. What rubbish. Arriving in his bedroom however, was the most unthinkable destruction and gore ever to grace planet Earth.

Smith’s large chested, gangly body wife hung from a nose above the bed and a solid icicle dripped blood where it had been plunged straight into her chest. Across the walls, written in her blood, were four words, repeated over and over. Four words Smith would take to his grave.

One Must Always Believe.

--- "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

Dec. 20th, 2006

arty_joshie

Seven hours of pure............chicken?

Yesterday was awesome in twenty different ways.

Alex and David from college came over, with much KFC food and gamecube games and we basically spent the next seven or so hours eating and gaming. Now this is how life should be. ^_^

As it was Alex's first meeting with a Wii (he wants one now) we brought out Wii Sports and worked our way through all five games. Interestingly, while Golf and Bowling are my family's favourites, the preferred games for us were Tennis and Boxing (no one likes baseball: Fact). I guess it helped David brought round his controllers, allowing proper multiplayer. The boxing bout between Jesus and Hitler was especially good fun, but kinda of worry that the son of God lost to the worlds most hated dictator. :O

Next up, as we kinda exhausted my Wii game library of......one, we broke out the GBA's and played on Zelda: Four Swords and FF: Crystal Chronicles. Zelda was defiantly the more fun game. Its certainly easier to pick up and play and was hilarious good fun.

Finally the best gamecube games were played. Mario Kart: Double Dash and Super Smash Bros. Fun, fun, fun. Baby Park is still by far the best track ever. Also, am I the only one who thinks Mario Kart is much more fun on the big screen and with a joypad? All props to MK:DS, but it really can't beat the pure fun the GameCube version has. There’s just nothing like having your opponents in the room as well.


Anyway, on another note I ordered T-Shirts from the Fantasy World shop for Nut's and Sputin's Christmas presents. I also ordered myself a monkey T-shirt, because I can. They will be making there way here (I'm to cheap to pay shipping three times) where I will then send them back out. They wont make it for Christmas though. :-/

So yep, all my shopping is done. Bring on the big day! Oh, and the present Sputin got me arrived! Woots!

Dec. 16th, 2006

arty_joshie

A load of random shits

Normally I think about eljay posts in advance. You know, actually think about the topic I'm probably going to write about. I'm kinda just sitting here at half one in the morning so I thought; Hey! Why the fuck am I sitting here doing nothing at one in the morning?

Well, actually it was more on the lines of "Lets write a random unplanned eljay post!", but that is actually a rather good question...

I've reached what is probably a good time to go to sleep. There’s no one online to talk to, I can't be arsed to write anything and I've just finished playing around on the Wii. But I'm just not tired. Meh...

Talking of the Wii, I've been having sooooooooooooo much fun with it this last week. Seriously. It's actually this reason that has kinda delayed me writing up impressions for MyWiiSite. I'm just having to much of a good time. I've been trying to think of faults, which aren't just nitty picky things, and I can't find them. Which is rather crazy when you think about it.

Ummmm, what else have I been doing?

Oh yeah, me and my Dad spent ages, and I mean ages, looking for a Nintendo DS Lite. My mum loves my DS. Mario, Brain training, she’s obsessed. Hence why I brought her Brain Academy for her birthday (birthdays near Christmas.................the precise reason I don't own Zelda x.x;). But anyway, my Dad wanted to get her a DS of her own for Christmas and we looked everywhere. GAME, HMV, Music Zone, Woolworths, Virgin. Everywhere. Eventually we found a sole unit on sale in W.H.Smith and brought it immediately. The only other ones we could find were those crazy packs they do in GAME where you have to buy God knows how many other peaces of shit no one uses or wants.

So yeah, good Christmas for Nintendo.

Also got my University application done and dusted. And God damn it, writing about yourself and not sounding like:
A) A retard.
B) Arrogant.
C) A loser.
D) Someone with their head up their arse.
E) All of the above.
...is fucking hard. Anyway, I think I just about managed it. I was quick to include facts like I run a website with 300+ members. Hell, this is an Internet Degree.

Otherwise, except for that everything is just generally chugging along. Christmas is coming up. I have absolutely no money. I've managed to lose both my TV remote (Flash backs to Sputins bedroom. Noooooooooooes!) AND my DS styeus. And today was the last day of college!

So yeah. That was a rather random update on generally everything going on. Tomorrow I really need to update MyWiiSite and West Hill. There is also a back log of FW submissions and a few Fan Fics waiting to be looked at for the Citadel. Yay Christmas holidays!

Speaking of the Citadel, I finally got to lock some threads!
Three in fact. x.x

People who post in my boards seem to have a rampant desire to post EVERYWHERE. We really need a "no fuck tards" rule. Yes... that would solve everything.

Dear Santa:
For Christmas I would like you to rapture the arses of all fuck tards.
Yours truly.
Joshie.


RANDOM LINKAGE (THE RETURN OF):
http://www.raptureready.com/

Dec. 15th, 2006

Appa

Christmas is a-comming!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, CloudANDTidus sent to me...
Twelve alma_del_cores drumming
Eleven chaos_rs piping
Ten l_loires a-leaping
Nine blackphoxxs dancing
Eight bigsquareworlds a-foruming
Seven crimson_chaos a-writing
Six itl_fwfs a-gaming
Five bo-o-o-ooks
Four movies
Three computers
Two monkeys
...and a xbox in a wii.
Get your own Twelve Days:


Hehe. ^_^
Found the "crimson_chaos a-writing" bit quite amusing. And yay monkeys! Though, I really need to get that X-box out of my Wii o.o;

Nov. 22nd, 2006

arty_joshie

Christmas Extravaganza!

A message from Eyes:

To all the good little girls and boys of Fantasy World Forums:

It's that time of year again! Time to eat lots of food, give gifts that you can't afford, and hope that you can pawn the ugly sweater that Grandma gave you for quick cash!

Yes--Christmas!

And here at Fantasy World, we would love to help you get into the spirit. What better way than to share with your fellow members?

So here's the deal: Any member that wants to sign up is free to do so, either through this thread or by PMing me. All of the entries will be put into a random draw, and each person will be given the name of a fellow member.

Here's the fun part! You get to design a gift for that person. It can be anything: a drawing, story, poem, picture...pretty much anything your imagination can come up with. Then, everyone presents their gifts on December 22.

There's only a few things: 1) only people who sign up to give a gift will be entered to receive a gift; 2) if you sign up to give a gift and don't do it, your nickname will be changed to "Inconsiderate Jackass" until I decide I'm not pissed off at you anymore; 3) try not to give away who you have. It'll be more fun if it's a surprise!

So...sign up today. I'll close sign-ups and draw names in a couple of days to allow everyone plenty of time to start working on their gift. And of course, if you have any questions, PM me.

EyesOfATragedy.
Fantasy World - Forum Administrator.
www.fantasyworldnet.com


Please take part and enjoy the Christmas fun!
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